Lubricants + Vibrated Condoms = Wacky Engrish

I prefer my condoms pre-vibrated, don't you?

Ghost Rider Rogue & Michael Scofield

Nothing is more ubiquitous in modern China than pollution and pirated DVDs. Here again are some interesting Engrish moments:

I was not aware that Nicole Kodman (sic) and Ewan McGregor starred in Ghost Rider -- and that Ghost Rider is really called Moulin Rogue!

This two-disc set of Prison Break re-translated the Chinese blurb into broken English:

"Michael Scofield, a hand-to-hand fight to the death to be a desperate wishes of the Nushi.Consideration of a few months of his brother Lincoln will be sentenced to death for murder.But Michael convinced he is innocent.To save his limb, Michael robbery of a bank."

Etc. The lack of spaces after the periods is as seen.

Racist Park

Another wrong translation. The Chinese on the sign says "The Park of the Ethnic Chinese Race" -- poorly translated as "Racist Park."

翻译错误: 英文的意思是 "种族歧视公园."

Choking the Chinese chicken

Beware! Do not bring poultry back to Hong Kong from China or the Customs Man will choke your chicken! :-)